Recently I bought several BIG bags of Halloween candy. It was the good stuff. You know the bags I’m talking about, right?

But, fun fact: We live in the middle of nowhere and have never had a trick-or-treater come to our house.

So, to justify the consumption of said treats, I dump a bag into a big bowl and I guard it (with my life). If anyone wants an individually wrapped morsel of yummy goodness (including me), they have to yell out, “Trick or Treat!”